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[scentofmakai]

So. 'Internet'. We need to have a talk. Right now.

What do I have to do to get you to stop making pictures of Setsuna and Mirai sleeping with each other? And random faceless people, and demons...

Really. What do I have to do? Because it would be nice not to have to blow the whole thing up so they'll never, ever see these.

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[second_star]

Welcome to...the internet, I guess. Believe me, it's not like we ask for it.

[scentofmakai]

You can't threaten them? Bribe them? Do anything?

[second_star]

You can try, I guess. But usually you don't even know who really did it. Best bet is to just ignore it.

[scentofmakai]

This is stupid. I hate doing nothing when people tick me off.

[second_star]

We all do. But honestly, it's not really practical to waste your energy on it, you know?

[scentofmakai]

...Fiiine. But I'm still pissed off.

[second_star]

I don't blame ya. This is your first time on it, right? I still don't really get a whole of it. This book isn't very technologically advanced.

[scentofmakai]

I just found this book a couple weeks ago. I guess everyone makes this kind of discovery eventually, huh.

[second_star]

I guess. I've been lucky not to find that kind of stuff of myself or anything.

[scentofmakai]

There's art of me, but nothing bad. They can't decide on my skin color though.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see you've discovered Google Image Search.

[scentofmakai]

I'm going to stick to looking up pictures of flowers.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That's probably for the best.

[scentofmakai]

Anywhere else I should avoid?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Pixiv. It might seem innocent at first, but then you'll find something bizarre that you'll wish you'd never seen.

[scentofmakai]

Pixiv, got it. Weird name.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Weird names like that are common. Like Tumblr. Actually, that's probably one to avoid, too.

[scentofmakai]

Pixiv, Tumblr, and looking up your own name or the names of people you know on anything. Ever.

Thanks for the help.

[starofchaos]

Unfortunately, even my power is not enough to erase the existence of these things.

[scentofmakai]

If either of them finds the internet we're going to have to do something. Or else get them a therapist.

[starofchaos]

Childblocks. They prevent inappropriate things from showing up. I'll install them on their computers immediately, just in case. The Vinecom too, if I can find it without their noticing.

[scentofmakai]

Mirai usually has it on her when I see them - I don't know where they keep it in the human world.

[starofchaos]

I'll find it. I refuse to allow them to see such images.

[scentofmakai]

I figured you wouldn't.

By the way, I think somebody gave Mammon a camera brought from the human world. I think if you were out and about in my timeline, that would be a scary thing.

[starofchaos]

...

That is quite a frightening mental image. Tell him to stay away from Tippereth.

[scentofmakai]

Understood, sir.

[icantbelievethis]

I know how you feel.

[scentofmakai]

This can't be allowed.

[icantbelievethis]

They're convinced that Honoka and I have a thing.

[scentofmakai]

And you don't?

[icantbelievethis]

No. She's in love with homework.

[scentofmakai]

That thing Setsuna hates? I don't think that'd be good for her.

[icantbelievethis]

Either way, we do not have a thing.

[scentofmakai]

Like these pictures of the brother and sister I know.

[icantbelievethis]

There's something wrong with these people.

[scentofmakai]

They're worse than demons.

[icantbelievethis]

Perverts.

[scentofmakai]

I guess I know a couple pervert demons. But not many.